Goddamn money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.– Holden Caufield
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I learned a few days ago that the number of radioactive wild boars in Germany is increasing…and I feel really mean and like an enviornmental hitler or something when I say this…BUT RADIOACTIVE BOARS?? HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT???? We’re going to end up with like Superman, but…. boar-style…and German… i…i just…i can’t even deal with this right...
WHY DOES PARANOID PARROT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE MY...
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This is the email I wrote to @cloud-watcher that basically summed up my day. “Today I went to the dentist and FIRST I had to sit through a MOTHERFUCKING SALES PITCH as to why my teeth are not straight enough and why I need invisalign. So that wasted an hour of my life. But that’s not what I was gonna tell you….so in my dentists office there’s this hugeee fucking fishtank....
"so long, and thanks for all the fish"
my dashboard is “loading more posts” interminably ;____; excuse me while I cry in a corner because I have nothing else to do other than look at tumblr….
SOOO I HAVE MY GORILLAZ TICKETS
…and I get to see them on October 27th at the Gibson Amphitheatre in LA at 7:30 pm. My daddy and sister are going too <3 I’m desperately hoping the setlist is the same as, say, Rosklide…all of plastic beach, most of demon days, and clint eastwood. that would be wonderful. Buuuutttttt I would be happy with anything…I don’t actually care if they perform twinkle...
Interviewer: What's the point of getting up in the morning?
Dave: If you don't the maid can't change the sheets, so she nags the butler and the cook, and then they gossip to the gardeners. Eventually they put a ladder up against the battlements and send the housekeeper up knocking on the window to see if you're dead. Might as well just get up.
Alex’s idea of glamour is my idea of death, really.– Graham Coxon